| What you eat with a microdip, The reason you had to take all those computer literacy courses. 3. What is a floppy disk? A painful lower-back condition, An album that didn't sell, A great Frisbee. |
| commercials, Eyestrain & headaches, Annoying beeps, Three tons of printout where once there was a 3-page report, All of the above. 5. What is FORTRAN? Between 3 and 5 tran, How to get computers excited before interface, Ridiculous. 6. What is Pascal? A leafy vegetable, A foot fungus, A city in southern France, None of the above. 7. When you need consulting help in deciding what to do with your computer, which organization do you think of? IBM, FBI, PLO? 8. What is the most important computer peripheral? Bill Gates, Someone to operate the computer for you, Aspirin. |